yungwalterwhite:

omfg pls

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

mcdolands:

*looks at own dick* amazing

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

holla

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

oh good god

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU